If it looks like s*&t and it smells like s$%t....

.....then guess what it is?

Oh, but wait.....The Mets won 7-1 last night....

The divorce papers were filed after Wagner's first blown save, which was also right

before Moises Alou went on the DL with a seperated shoulder from lifting his

unearned paycheck from his granite kitchen countertop to take to his bank.